Last night in Santiago Chile, Madonna was so pissed with her fans lighting up cigarettes while she was doing sound check in preparation for her performance, that she threatened to walk out on the concert if they do not put the blunts out immediately.
The angry Madonna lashed out: ‘There are people smoking right now. No smoking! If you’re going to smoke cigarettes I’m not doing this show! F*** you!’
The smokers apparently thought she was joking, so she added: ‘You don’t care about me? I don’t care about you. All right? Are we going to play that game? I’m not kidding. I can’t sing if you smoke, entiendes [do you understand]?’
‘You know what? If you love me, then don’t smoke. No smoking. You’re looking right at me while you’re smoking cigarettes like I’m a stupid f***ing idiot.’
Eventually, the offenders stamped out their nicotine in obedience, allowing Madonna to continue with her concert.
Lesson for y’all: If you really love Madonna, then don’t smoke in her concert. Thank you!
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