A stoned Kansas girl who had her wisdom teeth surgically removed was filmed by her boyfriend crying over her ‘murdered’ teeth … and it is awesome.
In the hilarious video, you can see the girl, name Abby Kritz, sobbing and lamenting, ‘I did it against my own will, I would have kept you. I loved you from the first moment on.’
Brushing her mother’s attempt to explain why the teeth removal had to be done, the anesthesia-stoned Abby continued, ‘They were just trying to help me chew and I didn’t accept them … They just wanted to be a part of my body and I said “NO, get out”! I didn’t mean it. You can come back if you want.’
Shortly after, Abby took to Twitter and explained that she did not remember anything that happened on the car ride home, except when she tried to stop herself from crying but could not:
@joro_2011 hahaha oh my goodness it was awful. i just remember wanting to stop crying the whole time but i couldn’t!
— Abbie Kritz (@thelamestsally) March 21, 2013
The power of drugs.