Charlie Sheen is PISSED at Backdoor Teen Mom Farrah Abraham for allegedly leaking their private text conversation to the press, so he gave her the bashing no woman will ever pray to be at the receiving end of – and leaked it to the press.
Back in May, the former Teen Mom – but now porn – star contacted Sheen via text message, asking him out on a date in the hopes of getting a role in his show Anger Management. Sheen agreed – but when Farrah, in her typical fashion, decided to leak screenshots of the conversation to TMZ, he went bonkers and sent out to her what can be classified as the most epic rejection letter of all time.
In the letter, Charlie first began by addressing her as a ‘desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua’ … and that is just the beginning! Full letter:
‘hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;
I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.
your daughter must be so proud.
please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.
oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.
He couldn’t have said it better.
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