A 64-year old Dominican man passed out after a night of heavy drinking, only to wake up later without his penis.
Geraldo Ramos of Santiago told a local TV station that he did not know how he came to lose what he calls his ‘intimate member’, but he can fully remember when he was being rushed to the hospital for emergency treatment.
His neighbors said that they believe Ramos was attacked by a dog while he was passed out dead drunk and naked, biting off his member in the process. But Ramos has denied his neighbors’ version of the mystery. Instead, he says that the alleged dog is nowhere to be found – and so is his pleasure organ.
Nevertheless, Ramos has admitted that the incident has taught him an unforgettable lesson, and he plans to quit the bottle with immediate effect.