A Chinese man who tried and failed to find a girlfriend suddenly felt one day that his penis was no longer useful … and hacked it off.
According to local reports, Yang Hu, 26, from the eastern Chinese province of Zhejiang, has been suffering bouts of depression over his inability to find a girlfriend due to his long working hours … and then last Sunday night, he made the ultimate decision that his penis was useless.
Believing that hacking off the third leg will take his mind off girlfriends, Yang Hu took a knife and sliced it off … and immediately regretted it.
Taking his bicycle, Yang rode himself to the hospital but very unfortunately for him, he forgot to bring the severed penis along with him (!) and was sent back by doctors to get it (WHAT?!).
By the time he rode back to his house, retrieved the severed organ, and rode back the hospital, his manhood was gone forever. In other words, doctors were unable to fix him because the organ has undergone necrosis (died).
Now his friends are blaming the doctors for not sending Yang with an ambulance to retrieve his penis … and instead made him ride his bicycle with all that terrible pain.