Charlie Sheen was recently scammed out of serious cash by two of his former pornstar girlfriends he hooked up with during the summer … and the angry actor is wishing them death by ‘fatally [choking] on a Vons can of pressed turkey.’
The Anger Management star had been with pornstar trio – or ‘angels‘ as he called them – Celeste Star, Jayme Langford and Jana Jordan for several months before dumping them for another pornstar named Brett Rossi.
Sheen reportedly believes that two of the ‘angels’ (Jayme and Jana) screwed him out of serious money by running up his credit card bill – and when he confirmed his suspicions, he became enraged, so much that he fired off an epic, poetic rant to TMZ who contacted him for comment.
Below is the letter in full:
you have a problem,
her name is Jana.
LA, you have a chubbier problem,
her name is Jayme.
both of you need to go [bleep] yourselves
in the most decayed flop house
at the zero dark
epicenter in the seedy
barrio I call
you arrogant abusive
not since the cancer known as Brooke [Mueller],
have I been a victim of such an elaborate and
truth be told,
I’ve observed more nobility and honor in the drifters
I’ve run over and child molesters I spit on at Pelican
I reviewed the Amex [credit card]
statements in details.
Are you kidding me?
you’re both “25 to life”
more guilty than the most extreme and
reckless dirty [bleep]
suck-holes I’ve ever suffered.
i don’t have the interest
the energy or the time
to illustrate or elaborate upon this wanton and
aggressive laundry list of deceit.
you’re both as shady
and fiction fueled as the first day of summer is long.
lose my number.
Erase the memory of me.
never speak my name
in public or in private.
you know my code.
With violent hatred,
I hope you two
on a Vons can of pressed turkey
and a generic bag
that on a day
rooted in the celebration of
I can dance joyously
across the graves of your napalm charred corpses, as I
revel in the absolute and perfect reality of your swift
and permanent disposal.
…. and the chronic pornstar dater Sheen – duped by pornstars – is currently dating a pornstar.