An 86-year old man who recently won Howard Stern’s I Want to Get My Grandpa Laid contest choked to death last week Thursday, just hours before he was scheduled to have sex with two glorified prostitutes.
Grandpa Johnny was set up by his grandson Ed to win the contest, and was scheduled to claim his sex prize at a popular brothel called Moonlight Bunny Ranch.
Grandpa Johnny – described by his son as ‘ecstatic’ after winning a threesome with the harlots – decided to prepare for the bed showdown – or what he reportedly said would be a ‘Super Bowl of sex’ – by eating some steaks as dinner at Harveys Lake Tahoe resort, promising to return by 9 pm to claim the prize he won in October.
Turned out that it would be his last meal … as he began to choke after taking a few bites … and died.
‘It was unbelievable,’ Ed told New York Daily News. ‘The paramedics worked on him for 30 minutes. We’re still kinda stunned.’
Bizarrely, Ed told TMZ that he consoled himself by using his grandpa’s coupon to have free sex at the brothel in his honor.
‘Johnny was a wonderful man,’ tweeted one of the prostitutes he was supposed to sleep with, who calls herself Caressa Kisses (she’s the one crying in the video). ‘It broke my heart!’