Police in Middlesbrough, U.K shut down four lanes of traffic as they searched for a man’s missing penis on Thursday.
The 40-year old man was found early in the morning without his wiener by the side of a road off the A66 highway, with ‘wounds in his groin area,’ according to local reports. He was immediately taken to the hospital, where he was placed in an induced coma.
Police are still battling to figure how the man came to lose his penis. A 22-year old dude who was previously arrested in connection with the heinous assault has been released on bail.
Also, the whereabouts of the penis is still unknown … and police has since reopened the highway.
No word on how successful or not the penis search was either.