A Tennessee man was so drunk that he pulled down his pants and tried to have sex with a bank ATM and a picnic table.
According to police, Lonnie Hutton, 49, was arrested last Friday night after walking into Murfreesboro’s Boro Bar and Grill, pulling down his pants with his genitals exposed and attempting to have sex with the ATM.
After police arrived and found him walking around the bar butt naked and thrusting his hip in the air, he was taken outside and told to sit at a picnic table.
Again he pulled his pants down and started copulating with the picnic table, stated the police report.
Cops had no choice but to arrest him for public intoxication.