The CIA is claiming it has no idea where Tupac Shakur is.
The spy agency celebrated their one month anniversary of joining Twitter when they decided to answer five of the top questions they got from followers.
‘Thanks for making our first month on @Twitter great! Today we take 10 mins to answer 5 of the top questions you’ve asked,’ the organization began.
‘No, we don’t know your password, so we can’t send it to you. #sorrynotsorry #twitterversary,’ was the first answer to the first question.
‘Sorry for not following you back @TheEllenShow. But if you visit us maybe we can take a selfie? #twitterversary,’ wrote the agency.
Then came the shocker: ‘No, we don’t know where Tupac is. #twitterversary.’
That teaches us that ‘intelligent agencies’ are not all that intelligent. Of course, only a fool will believe that they don’t know where the cemetery is.