The White house was thrown into danger mode on Thursday night after a toddler slipped though the security fence, causing the house to lock down.
The toddler was said to have managed to squeeze himself through the security fence at the North Lawn, triggering security alarm installations. This prompted security operatives to briefly shut down both the House and Pennsylvania Avenue.
The baby was later found and returned to his parents, who the Secret Security Service did not bother to question over the incident.
‘We were going to wait until he learned to talk to question him, but in lieu of that he got a timeout and was sent on way with parents,’ said Secret Service spokesman Edwin Donovan.