A Minnesota man has been arrested after he confessed that he ejaculated into a female co-worker’s coffee because he hoped that by doing so, she would notice him.
34-year old John R. Lind told cops that he had ejaculated twice into the lady’s coffee – and also masturbated on her desk 4 times – since February this year. Each time he finished ejaculating, he would wipe the semen off with her scrunchies.
After all his disgusting efforts, the coworker eventually noticed Lind after she caught him with his zipper down at her desk. She told police that he turned and looked at her like ‘a deer in the headlights’, before trying to cover up the obvious by claiming that he had come to her desk to ask her a question.
The victim also told police that Lind had approached her with his zippers down on countless occasions that she at a point contemplated reporting him for harassment. She also said she had noticed that her coffee had been tasting strange on more than two occasions, but she thought it was just bad cream.
Lind now faces charges of criminal sexual conduct, and if convicted, he will be sentenced to a year in prison and a $4,500 fine.