A 50-year old man in Hudson, Florida who was wearing a shirt that said, ‘WHO NEEDS DRUGS? No, seriously, I have drugs,’ was arrested for having drugs.
According to the police report hilariously titled ‘Pay close attention to the T-shirt,’, John Balmer was waiting at a Kmart checkout line on Monday when he spotted a cop coming towards him. Then he tried to pass on a bag he was carrying to the person behind him but the latter refused to cooperate.
So he dropped the bag on the floor, paid for his stuff and tried to run away, but that didn’t work too. He was apprehended when the store workers told the deputies about the bag.
The bag was later found to contain marijuana and meth.
The scowling man refused to speak to cops after his arrest. Seriously, what else do you expect him to say when his shirt has already said everything?