Robert John Lind, the Minnesota man who ejaculated twice into his female co-worker’s coffee last August, has pleaded guilty to misdemeanor indecent exposure.
According to local reports, Lind entered the plea on Thursday.
As ENTmania! reported, Lind was originally charged with two counts of felony sexual assault … but a judge threw them out because Minnesota law does not recognize the ejaculation offense as a sexual offense. Instead, the victim, Pat Maahs, was told to lobby lawmakers to include it in the law.
Lind was caught by Maahs masturbating on her desk … and soon after she noticed that her desk reeked of what she thought was urine, reports WCCO. She told police that when he caught Lind in the act, he had looked at her like ‘a deer in headlights’ before quickly entering another room.
Lind later told cops that he had ejaculated four times on her desk and twice into her coffee because he loves her. He denied doing the deed to punish her for threatening to report him to authorities for sexual harassment (he had flashed her several times before).