An Argentinian man has been found dead in his bed, lying next to a scarecrow wearing lipstick, a wig and a strap on penis.
According to cops in Balcarce, a settlement near the capital Buenos Aires, 58-year old Jose Alberto Lescano was found on Tuesday lying next to the bird-chaser … which they initially thought was another human being.
‘I initially thought there were two bodies but then I realised one was a scarecrow wearing lipstick and a long-haired wig,’ said Rodolfo Moure, a spokesman for the prosecutor. ‘It was lying next to the deceased and had a six-inch strap-on penis.’
‘There were no signs of violence and we are working on the assumption that the man died during sex with the scarecrow,’ Moure continued. ‘Straw had been stuffed inside the old clothes that had been sewn together to make the scarecrow.’
Autopsy results show that the Lescano died of ‘non traumatic cardiac arrest’ and neither blood nor injuries was found. He was also said to have been dead for 48 hours before he was discovered.
Lescano’s neighbors describe him as a loner who never had visitors or a mobile phone.