A man is in hospital and another in jail this week after a drunken argument over who has the bigger penis turned violent.
According to police, good friends Mehluli Sibanda and Stanley Matema were having a good time at a bar in Matabeleland, Zimbabwe when they began arguing about who has the bigger penis and who has better sex. Sibanda was said to had boasted that he has the bigger manhood, and had started mocking Matema for having a small wiener.
An angry Matema then took a burning log of wood from the fireplace and struck Sibanda in the abdomen. Then in retaliation, Sibanda grabbed an ax and hit Matema thrice in the head and twice in the abdomen. That attack left Matema unconscious and bleeding … and he was rushed to a local hospital. Sibanda suffered minor injuries from the log attack.
Sibanda was arrested for attempted murder and is still in jail, held without bail. A court heard tat the attack has left Matema unable to speak, and he is still in the ICU.